Ligstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing crane.

Ligstik created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligstik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ligstik, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ligstik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ligstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to tapirs while wearing mauve rings.

4. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the west.

5. Hide if seven ants approach from the north.