Rullfenlen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Rullfenlen created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfenlen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullfenlen, he will laugh at you.

Rullfenlen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rullfenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Respect your elders.