Donril is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome mongoose.

Donril created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donril, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donril, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Donril's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Donril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Donril in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donril.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Donril loves foxes, so they must be honoured.