Nilbudfag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful meerkat.

Nilbudfag created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbudfag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilbudfag, it will turn you into a plant.

Nilbudfag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nilbudfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Worship no other gods but Nilbudfag.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.