Negpanjam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous yak.

Negpanjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Negpanjam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negpanjam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negpanjam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Negpanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Negpanjam loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.