Dimcardam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited squirrel.

Dimcardam created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcardam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimcardam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimcardam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dimcardam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Dimcardam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.