Tindubfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking deer.

Tindubfen created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tindubfen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tindubfen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tindubfen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tindubfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tindubfen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.