Pombonkhig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain hippopotamus.

Pombonkhig created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombonkhig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pombonkhig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pombonkhig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pombonkhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about moons.