Higrilgess is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart hyena.

Higrilgess created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Higrilgess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Higrilgess, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Higrilgess' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Higrilgess' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Higrilgess.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed tomatoes to manatees while wearing mauve corsets.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.