Ranrotfetmat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured crocodile.

Ranrotfetmat created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranrotfetmat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ranrotfetmat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ranrotfetmat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ranrotfetmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranrotfetmat.