Gubbudsin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing mole.

Gubbudsin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbudsin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gubbudsin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gubbudsin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gubbudsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.