Jabcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain capybara.

Jabcub created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabcub, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jabcub's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Jabcub loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Jabcub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.