Botgatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking newt.

Botgatdit created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botgatdit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botgatdit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Botgatdit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Botgatdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Worship no other gods but Botgatdit.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry bats.