Cunlagratyart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing yak.

Cunlagratyart created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlagratyart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cunlagratyart, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cunlagratyart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cunlagratyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Cunlagratyart.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. You must love Cunlagratyart.