Libdobcadcemnatsis is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy whale.

Libdobcadcemnatsis created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdobcadcemnatsis, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libdobcadcemnatsis, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Libdobcadcemnatsis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Libdobcadcemnatsis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.