Nilstersig is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless
chinchilla.
Nilstersig created dark energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilstersig, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nilstersig, he will send you a sign.
Nilstersig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Nilstersig's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing corsets.
5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nilstersig in the centre of the settlement.