Sitappmigjigpibwig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody swan.

Sitappmigjigpibwig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitappmigjigpibwig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitappmigjigpibwig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sitappmigjigpibwig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sitappmigjigpibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.