Latnurpag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing human.

Latnurpag created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Latnurpag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latnurpag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latnurpag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Latnurpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. You must pray to Latnurpag four times a day.

4. Never sit near squirrels.

5. Retreat if nine swans approach from the east.