Tanwiphat Kanbuslog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering goat.

Tanwiphat Kanbuslog created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanwiphat Kanbuslog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanwiphat Kanbuslog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tanwiphat Kanbuslog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tanwiphat Kanbuslog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.