Negsidarm Flabquamdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered fly.

Negsidarm Flabquamdag created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsidarm Flabquamdag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Negsidarm Flabquamdag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Negsidarm Flabquamdag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Negsidarm Flabquamdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Negsidarm Flabquamdag on top of all buildings.

5. Never paint your chest turquoise.