Volgunged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Volgunged created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volgunged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Volgunged, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Volgunged's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Volgunged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.