Narminnell is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident beaver.

Narminnell created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narminnell, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narminnell, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narminnell's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narminnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Narminnell's priests.

5. Do not skip in public.