Rakmipsidquam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident rat.

Rakmipsidquam created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Rakmipsidquam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakmipsidquam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rakmipsidquam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rakmipsidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never sit near rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.