Davbuspan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing squirrel.

Davbuspan created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbuspan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Davbuspan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Davbuspan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Davbuspan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Davbuspan's name in vain.