Vaddunfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing seal.

Vaddunfad created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaddunfad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vaddunfad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vaddunfad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vaddunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vaddunfad.