Zodgudfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous beaver.

Zodgudfarn created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodgudfarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodgudfarn, it will make you grow a tail.

Zodgudfarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zodgudfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.