Habwikbus is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, amazing swan.

Habwikbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habwikbus, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habwikbus, it will turn you into a tree.

Habwikbus' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Habwikbus' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Habwikbus in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never jump near geese.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.