Sandtapquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart raven.

Sandtapquag created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandtapquag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandtapquag, it will not invite you to parties.

Sandtapquag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sandtapquag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Sandtapquag loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.