Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish lion.

Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap, she will make you grow a tail.

Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yimteenbeg Afrawpangbadhunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Run away from mauve geese, for they are unholy.