Litxemced Sisrillbumxin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive bird.

Litxemced Sisrillbumxin created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litxemced Sisrillbumxin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litxemced Sisrillbumxin, she will turn you into a tree.

Litxemced Sisrillbumxin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Litxemced Sisrillbumxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Litxemced Sisrillbumxin's name in vain.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.