Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured wyrm.

Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Flancinhugragnart Sandgebbon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never run in the presence of great tits.