Kamvaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive chicken.

Kamvaglik created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamvaglik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamvaglik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kamvaglik's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kamvaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.