Natgonwabfod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy crane.

Natgonwabfod created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Natgonwabfod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Natgonwabfod, it will turn you into a worm.

Natgonwabfod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Natgonwabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing brown scarves.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never feed lots of bread to sharks while wearing magenta tights.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.
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