Rawpidkem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless wolf.

Rawpidkem created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawpidkem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawpidkem, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rawpidkem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rawpidkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.