Tettiripjipwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witty camel.

Tettiripjipwod created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettiripjipwod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettiripjipwod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tettiripjipwod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tettiripjipwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help great tits.