Ortpomvil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful wolf.

Ortpomvil created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ortpomvil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ortpomvil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ortpomvil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ortpomvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never hop in the presence of doves.