Stigcapgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive fish.

Stigcapgeb created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcapgeb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigcapgeb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stigcapgeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stigcapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.