Cutlistten is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic newt.

Cutlistten created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutlistten, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutlistten, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cutlistten's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cutlistten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.