Kop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring crow.

Kop created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kop, he will turn you into a plant.

Kop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.