Fumdutdum Bassfed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful dolphin.

Fumdutdum Bassfed created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdutdum Bassfed, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumdutdum Bassfed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fumdutdum Bassfed's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fumdutdum Bassfed's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce near frogs.

3. You must pray to Fumdutdum Bassfed three times a day.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Put Fumdutdum Bassfed first in all things.