Yimcengun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered warg.

Yimcengun created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcengun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimcengun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yimcengun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yimcengun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four monkeys approach from the east.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.