Natfossyar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able sheep.

Natfossyar created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natfossyar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natfossyar, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natfossyar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Natfossyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.