Wipfumrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent warg.

Wipfumrot created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfumrot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipfumrot, she will manifest in front of you.

Wipfumrot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wipfumrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat rice.