Gidnigceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous jaguar.

Gidnigceb created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gidnigceb, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidnigceb, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gidnigceb's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gidnigceb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gidnigceb nine times a day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing magenta boots.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.