Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring otter.

Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing magenta rings.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Hadsugominwon Gephotcan Zigsanzag in the centre of the settlement.