Rotquafhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective centaur.

Rotquafhen created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotquafhen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rotquafhen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rotquafhen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rotquafhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Put Rotquafhen first in all things.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.

5. Rotquafhen loves cats, so they must be respected.