Rotquafhen is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, effective
centaur.
Rotquafhen created snails seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotquafhen, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Rotquafhen, it will destroy your favourite star.
Rotquafhen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Rotquafhen's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Put Rotquafhen first in all things.
4. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.
5. Rotquafhen loves cats, so they must be respected.