Duttenfen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty bear.

Duttenfen created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Duttenfen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Duttenfen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Duttenfen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Duttenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your feet violet.
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