Flatripleg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome jackal.

Flatripleg created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatripleg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flatripleg, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flatripleg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flatripleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flatripleg.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.