Budloophabtindabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited crane.

Budloophabtindabmap created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Budloophabtindabmap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budloophabtindabmap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Budloophabtindabmap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Budloophabtindabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Budloophabtindabmap's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

5. Never wear purple boots.