Libhotbonkbug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty shark.

Libhotbonkbug created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libhotbonkbug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libhotbonkbug, he will send you a sign.

Libhotbonkbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Libhotbonkbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never run near porpoises.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
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